The kid is on the fence of being cute
and annoying. But Sinatra is a god...
All problems just a toy balloon They’ll be bursted soon They’re just bound to go pop Oops there goes another problem kerplop
Dave during Taylor Swift:
“What is this the cast of the Grapes of Wrath?”
“What is this Hooverville?”
“What is this shabby chic?”
“Standing O? What do they still feel bad about what happened two years ago?”


”Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
- Will Rogers
God this is kind of a terrifying thought. But couldn’t be more true.
Me: “So, is Tom Brady a nice guy? Smart?” (translation: please tell me he’s NOT the perfect man, so I can save time and energy but not crushing on a total stranger)
BF: “Actually he’s kind of known for having diverse interests. An you know, he married Giselle”. (translation: smartest man in the world)
Me: “No way what a play!”
(like 30 seconds later)
Me: “No WAY what a play!”
BF: “Tie game”.
Me: “What if he misses?”
BF: “That would be ridicu—”
Me: “How???!!!!!!!!?? How.”
BF: (silence)

I love waking up and flipping to the cool side of the pillow. P.S. If I ever have a band, that will be the name…