Why the Tour de France is BAD. ASS. This man, Johnny Hoogerland, suffered one of many devastating crashes yesterday. He was hit. BY A CAR!  And kept riding. As did many others with injuries that most of us would never WALK on, let alone ride a bike like a muther f’ing freight train (I’m looking at you Chris Horner! All dazed and concussed with a broken nose crossing the finish line!).  (P.S. Johnny Hoogerland…it may be kinda violating of me to post a picture of your ass and injuries? But it is a beautiful ass, even with the barbed wire cuts, and you’re European…so nudity isn’t any biggie, right?)

Why the Tour de France is BAD. ASS. This man, Johnny Hoogerland, suffered one of many devastating crashes yesterday. He was hit. BY A CAR! 

And kept riding. As did many others with injuries that most of us would never WALK on, let alone ride a bike like a muther f’ing freight train (I’m looking at you Chris Horner! All dazed and concussed with a broken nose crossing the finish line!). 

(P.S. Johnny Hoogerland…it may be kinda violating of me to post a picture of your ass and injuries? But it is a beautiful ass, even with the barbed wire cuts, and you’re European…so nudity isn’t any biggie, right?)

#tourdefrance  #cycling  #crashes  
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